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Kentucky Fried Champions 2011-12

2012-04-30T15:23:00Z

League	Team	GM	W-L	Regular Season KFAvg	Playoffs KFAvg
Original Recipe	Baltimore Brocheese	broham	10-4	204.1	228.9
Bleague	Subgum Harlock	doug	9-5	197.5	218.8
Greatest Show	John Birch Society	zzRay	10-4	208.4	235.4
Turnpike	MoeTown Fighting Stooge	rdr	10-4	204.4	218.5
Sugar Ray	Julius Erving and the Baseline Move	ciwasko	13-1	222.8	237
Johnnie Walker All-Stars	The Lew Alcindor Rule	ciwasko	14-0	236.6	231.6
Travishamockery	Kevin Durant and the Goodman League	ciwasko	12-2	224	227.4
Crazy 88s	The Big Three Killed My Baby	broham	9-5	211.5	218.5

Final Week Summary by Owner!

2012-04-16T16:46:00Z

Owner	ChampBowl	LoserBowl	Leagues
ciwasko	4	1	8
broham	2		4
jules	1	2	4
doug	1	1	3
younggod	1	1	6
mrobison	1	1	8
thref23	1		1
freelanceobgyn	1		2
rdr	1		2
yryen	1		2
nyper	1		3
zzRay	1		8
aikdog		1	1
schottsie		1	1
seyth		1	1
freakingould		1	3
mbrown3877		1	3
squomp01		1	3
jcpeery		1	4
sugarrayotis		1	4
mike		1	5
osupatrick		1	7

Trade deadline April 2

2012-03-13T18:29:00Z

Trades and waiver wire will close at the end of the regular season on Monday April 2.

All Free Agents Available

2012-02-11T15:00:00Z

Restricted free agents are now available on the waiver wire.

Sixteenth Round '12

2012-02-06T20:31:00Z

Sixteenth round picks are scheduled for Wednesday and Thursday this week. The draft room is now open!

Fifteenth Round 2012

2012-01-15T15:27:00Z

Fifteenth round picks are scheduled for Wednesday and Thursday. The draft room is now open. Remember to check the keeper round of your selection in the draft room - players who were dropped to the waiver wire this season will not have a 13th round resign.

Waiver wire open

2011-12-19T23:31:00Z

The waiver wire is open for unrestricted players in all leagues. The deadline for week #1 roster selection will be Christmas Day. For all following weeks, the roster deadline will be Mondays at noon eastern.

2011 Draftology - Part II

2011-11-29T15:00:00Z

This years draft dates/times for the B-League, Turnpike and Sugar Ray...

Bee League Draft

Draft Starts: Tuesday 12/6

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Sunday Evening 12/4

Draft Room opens: Monday Evening 12/5

Turnpike Draft

Draft Starts: Friday 12/16

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 12/14

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 12/15

Sugar Ray Draft

Draft Starts: Thursday 12/8

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 12/6

Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 12/7

2011 Draftology Part I

2011-10-17T13:45:00Z

WARNING!

Our Large Computing Machines have been attacked. We suspect they have been hacked by a foreign entity bent on the destruction of all things Kentucky Fried.

The Minister of Defense has been diligently working to correct the glitch in the Matrix, but we have pushed all draft times back by one week.

Note that the JW and 88s Draft rooms are and will remain open. Selections may be made at any time!

This years draft dates/times for the Greatest Show, Johnnie Walker, Travisham and Crazy 88s...

3.5 Day Hamsters

Crazy 88s Draft

DRAFT ROOM ALREADY OPEN

Auto Draft Times to Start: Friday 11/4

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/26

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/27

Travishamockery Draft

Draft Starts: Friday 11/11

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 11/9

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 11/10

7 Day Hamsters...

Johnnie Walker Draft

DRAFT ROOM ALREADY OPEN!

Auto Draft Pick Times Start: Thursday 11/3

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 10/25

Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 10/26

Greatest Show Draft

Draft Starts: Saturday 11/12

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Thursday Evening 11/10

Draft Room opens: Friday Afternoon 11/11

A 2011-2012 Kentucky Fried Story

2011-10-10T21:12:00Z

After we last saw our merry band of heroes early this year… the Colonel went Mad. Deranged, bat shit crazy, lunacy inducing, mouth frothing, raging Mad.

“It has been many years since I last won a title”

“I will hear no more of my suckage, of my drafting ineptitude and trading impotence from these degenerate, gambling, infidels! This will stand no longer!”

He tied the Broham to a tree, jailed Doug and Schottsie in his underground lair, kidnapped the Minister of Defense…. and LOCKED all the GMs in the land OUT of his glorious Kentucky Fried Game!

With the M.O.D. in tow, he ran off to his dark grimy fortress on lunatic hill.

There, inside. He hid.

As the summer grew and shone and left, his delusions were left to fester.

“I alone am best! I alone will win!”

His beard grew long and the sleepless nights from his rattled mind dotted his bulgy eyes with creepy red pellets. His cheeks scabbed and his balding scalp wilted. His unbearable ugliness increased by a factor of a HUNDRED THOUSAND!

For months the Minister of Defense subsisted on only carrots and string cheese. The nefarious Colonel restricted not only his food intake but alas, the very essence of the MoD’s being! Internet access was limited to five glorious minutes a day, and even then the Colonel only let him navigate on the Facebook, to the eternal anguish of the M.O.D.

But through months of mental and dietary torture, deprived of any news from his family or friends or the world at large, our dear Minister held fast:

“We will have a revolution”

“The Kentucky Fried Peoples will come for me. When the NBA preseason comes they will ask about my whereabouts. They will find you, Colonel, and they will free me.”

But summer turned to Fall and the days grew shorter, very slowly, over many months, and yet the NBA Preseason never came.

The eternal standoff between the recalcitrant Colonel and the unyielding MOD led to an impossible stalemate and a large blanket of nothingness slowly enveloped the Kentucky Fried land. L

After months of Kentucky Fried inactivity the sounds of silence grew strong. The GM’s of the Kentucky Fried land started to ask questions. Will there be a season? Why can’t I trade keepers?

Ciwasko and Mrobison sniffed something amiss. They followed the scent of a trail of renegade football spreads and landed upon the Schottsie. And Doug. And they soon led to the Broham. Who in turn showed them the whereabouts of the Colonel’s secret lair.

They quickly tricked the demented Colonel into releasing the MOD with a bag of Doritos and a Coca-Cola.

“I alone will win the Coca Cola! I will not trade you dear Doritos! Yummy!”

But months of depravation had weakened the Minister of Defense. His arthritic hands could hardly type.

“I can only bring a few leagues up at a time.”

“Perhaps there are some that are almost filled and the GMS can fill them and then we can draft those first”

“I see that the Greatest Show, the Johnnie Walker, the Travishamockery and the Crazy 88s are only a few teams away from being made whole”

“If they were full, we could start drafting towards the end of next week! We should be able to beat the NBA season for sure.”

Will the GMs of the Kentucky Fried land heed his weakened, beckoning call?

http://kfba.net/kfba/

To be continued…

2011-2012 KFBA Player Rankings are up!

2011-07-27T16:43:00Z

2011-2012 Players Rankings have been loaded:

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/Players/Players.aspx

Rank	Player	Pos	Abbr	Age	APS	KFAvg
1	LeBron James	F	MIA	26	40.83	1.130
2	Dwight Howard	C	ORL	25	40.74	1.131
3	Kevin Love	F	MIN	23	39.72	1.104
4	Russell Westbrook	G	OKC	22	38.89	1.074
5	Amare Stoudemire	F	NYK	28	39.67	1.072
6	Kobe Bryant	G	LAL	33	39.25	1.092
7	Blake Griffin	F	LAC	22	38.26	1.054
8	Dwyane Wade	G	MIA	29	38.06	1.066
9	Kevin Durant	F	OKC	23	37.11	1.022
10	Derrick Rose	G	CHI	23	36.98	1.050
11	Carmelo Anthony	F	NYK	27	35.35	1.057
12	Tim Duncan	C	SAS	35	35.27	0.988
13	Dirk Nowitzki	F	DAL	33	31.76	0.995
14	DeMarcus Cousins	C	SAK	21	33.89	0.964
15	Zach Randolph	F	MEM	30	35.79	0.992
16	Al Jefferson	C	UTA	26	33.50	0.922
17	Chris Paul	G	NOH	26	33.69	0.909
18	Deron Williams	G	NJN	27	32.98	0.956
19	Carlos Boozer	F	CHI	29	27.45	0.980
20	Steve Nash	G	PHO	37	33.89	0.930
21	Pau Gasol	F	LAL	31	33.49	0.945
22	Josh Smith	F	ATL	25	33.15	0.921
23	Kevin Martin	G	HOU	28	34.68	0.952
24	LaMarcus Aldridge	F	POR	26	31.99	0.888
25	Luis Scola	F	HOU	31	32.39	0.942
26	Emmanuel Ginobili	G	SAS	34	33.84	0.937
27	Roy Hibbert	C	IND	24	31.74	0.898
28	Monta Ellis	G	GSW	26	32.45	0.893
29	Kevin Garnett	F	BOS	35	29.51	0.920
30	Stephen Curry	G	GSW	23	29.84	0.898
31	John Wall	G	WAS	21	26.15	0.846
32	Danny Granger	F	IND	28	30.84	0.881

2011 Kentucky Fried Champions

2011-07-07T17:46:00Z

Congrats to the 2010-2011 KFBA Champions

Fort Myers Cyclones

The Cyclone’s won their first Original Recipe title over the three time champion Trinidad All-stars in one of the biggest upsets in KF History under the guidance of famed GM YoungGod. Thankfully this historic win averted the Kentucky Fried apocalypse. Originally scheduled for May 22^nd.

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueSeason.aspx?LeagueID=1&Season=2011

Subgum Harlock

Doug’s squad won their second B-League title when they walloped the Ivy League Rednecks by 27 points in the championship matchup.

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueSeason.aspx?LeagueID=8&Season=2011

Jackie Robison and the Los Angeles Red Devils

Ciwasko’s squad completed the (4^th?) undefeated season in KF history, crowning a 16-0 season in the Greatest Show by demolishing all postseason contenders en route to the championship.

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueSeason.aspx?LeagueID=10&Season=2011

Raw Meat

Tweeble’s squad took the 2011 Turnpike title by defeating Great White Hope. They became the 5^th team in the Western Conference to become Turnpike champions.

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueSeason.aspx?LeagueID=12&Season=2011

New Berlin Caleb’s Crew

Mattg’s New Berlin squad took down Ciwasko’s Julius Erving and the baseline move for 2011 Sugar Ray honors.

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueSeason.aspx?LeagueID=16&Season=2011

Cuban Lynx

Doug’s Cuban Lynx won the 2011 Johnnie Walker championship by beating rdr’s San Diego Chicken. This avenged last season’s title game loss to the Colonel’s Skillet Lickers. This was the Lynx’ second title in the JW. They also took home the gold in 2007.

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueSeason.aspx?LeagueID=101&Season=2011

Isaiah Thomas Loves the Bulls and Anucha Browne Sanders

Dlbass’s squad romped through the postseason, defeating the three peat seeking Mastodon Farm as well as the Western Conference champion Saigon Tunnel Rats for the 2011 Travisham Title.

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueSeason.aspx?LeagueID=102&Season=2011

Chicago Defenders

The Defenders won Dlbass his second title of the 2010-2011 season when they bested Antonio’s New York Watchmen in the crazy, Crazy 88s.

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueSeason.aspx?LeagueID=116&Season=2011

Toronto Huskies

In the inaugural season of the South Beach Science league, Nyper’s Huskies took down top ranked KF GM Doug and his Kevin Lyde experience.

http://kfba.net/kfba/WebModules/GamePlay/LeagueSeason.aspx?LeagueID=127&Season=2011

Congrats again to Youngod, Doug (twice), Ciwasko, Tweebles, Mattg, Dlbass (twice) and Nyper on their 2010-2011 title runs.

The 16th Round is this Week

2010-12-13T16:53:00Z

Kentucky Fried GMers:

With six weeks now in the books for the 2010-2011 season, the time has come to finish off this year’s drafts with our world renowned 16th round.

The Recap:

16th round picks will be assigned this evening (12/13) based on team record and points per game through the first six weeks.

The worst team’s 16th rounder will garner the 1st selection and the best team’s 16th rounder will be assigned the last selection.

Picks will be scheduled four times a day @ 9:00 AM, @ 1:00 PM, @ 5:00 PM and @ 9:00 PM Eastern Standard Time, from Wednesday (12/15) through Saturday (12/18).

REMEMBER:

Players that have not previously been drafted or acquired via the waiver wire will have 14th round resign rights for next season.

Players that have been previously drafted of acquired via the waiver wire will retain their original resign round.

You can see a players resign round in the Draft Applet.

And also remember:

Once the 16th round is over, all remaining Free Agents will be available on the waiver wire for the remainder of the season.

15th Round

2010-11-19T13:29:00Z

Turkey Day is fast approaching and that can only mean one thing:

The 15th Round is finally here!

A quick review:

15th round picks will be assigned next Monday (11/22) afternoon based on team record and points per game through the first three weeks.

The worst team’s 15th rounder will garner the 1st selection and the best team’s 15th rounder will be assigned the last selection.

Picks will be scheduled four times a day @ 9:00 AM, @ 1:00 PM, @ 5:00 PM and @ 9:00 PM Eastern Standard Time, from Wednesday (11/24) through Saturday (11/27). So before you leave for the holiday weekend, check your team’s home page and verify when you pick!!!

All available free agents are eligible to be drafted in the 15th round.

Players that have not previously been drafted or acquired via the waiver wire will have 13th round resign rights for next season.

Players that have been previously drafted of acquired via the waiver wire will retain their original resign round.

Can you say that in the English?

If someone drops Randy Foye (7) in your league and you select him with your 15th round pick, he will still have the 7th round resign rights. (Not 13th).

But how can I tell?

You can’t! Just kidding… the Draft Applet shows player’s resign round, just be sure to verify there while queuing up prospects.

Don’t forget to review your draft queues as they will reflect whatever was left in there from the original draft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck to all and to all a Happy Thanksgiving.

Cheers,
k

Note that free Agents with more than 5 years of NBA service can also be picked up the old fashioned way (off the waiver wire).

2010 Draftology

2010-09-07T18:02:00Z

This years draft dates/times... based on last season!

3.5 Day Hamsters

Travishamockery Draft

Draft Starts: Friday 10/1

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 9/29

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 9/30

Crazy 88s Draft

Draft Starts: Friday 10/8

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/6

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/7

Turnpike Draft

Draft Starts: Friday 10/22

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Wednesday Evening 10/20

Draft Room opens: Thursday Afternoon 10/21

Bee League Draft

Draft Starts: Tuesday 10/26

3.5 Day Hamster

4 Rounds per Day

10 minutes between picks

Picks start at 10:00 AM EST and end at 8:30 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Sunday Evening 10/24

Draft Room opens: Monday Evening 10/25

7 Day Hamsters...

Johnnie Walker Draft

Draft Starts: Thursday 9/30

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 9/28

Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 9/29

Greatest Show Draft

Draft Starts: Saturday 10/2

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Thursday Evening 9/30

Draft Room opens: Friday Afternoon 10/1

Sugar Ray Draft

Draft Starts: Thursday 10/21

7 Day Hamster

2 Round per Day

15 minutes between picks

Picks start at 11:00 AM EST and end at 6:45 PM EST

Trade Blackout starts: Tuesday Evening 10/19

Draft Room opens: Wednesday Afternoon 10/20