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The following is a statement from the coach of the Wiscobich Pistones, Coach Jules;
Wow!!WOOOOOOOOO!! The Nature Boy!! It has taken me 2 full days to comprehend that the Pistones won the Sugar Ray 2010 championship. I guess that after 11 years of coaching a lot of teams in various sports and not winning a title, I was still waiting for some e-mail from the colonel telling me that there was a miscalculation, but after two days it’s official: Wiscobich Pistones and coach Jules 2010 champs. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
It’s been a long, sickening, frustrating road, filled with many tears, drunken nights and self doubt, but this championship makes it all worth it. It hasn’t been a big celebration in the streets of San Juan like all the partying, drunkenness, riots, arrests and the official three day city celebration that Baltimore had after the Brocheese second championship. But there are at least, besides me, three more people and a baby in Puerto Rico that are very happy about the Pistones. I want to thank my wife for beating me last year in fantasy baseball and teaching me that anything is possible. You lit a fire under me. Also, thanks to the Cowpokes and their coach Manuel, or “d pussy” as he is known in other circles, for having the vision of trading two of his stars players to our team for future all-stars. Special thanks to Amare for finally showing some cojones at the end of the season and to the Argentinean bulldozer Luis Scola, for quitting his second gig doing porn and sticking with basketball. Many thanks to Jason Richardson for doing less coke during the season; he followed the program and the results speak for themselves. And, thanks to Timmy for bringing his work ethic and great whiskey to our team.
Finally, a big Fuck U to Allen Iverson for lasting just three days with the team and leaving a big debt with a few casinos in the island; and the biggest Fuck U to Gilbert Arenas for trying to break the team spirit and for just being a complete irresponsible asshole. That being said: thanks to the Wiscobich’s and our 4 fans. Enjoy the off-season and see u next year. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-Coach Jules