With all these big time offers, I feel like I should be announcing my choice tonight at 6pm on ESPN.
Indeed, will Lebron be taking his talents to New York, Trinidad or The Big O? The anticipation is killing me.
He will be taking his talents to the (temporarily) South Beach Schottsies. We just upped our offer and are confident it is too good to refuse.
@schottsie
Sorry Dwyane, the new offer is still the second best one out there.
I think Lebron would really benefit from Oscar's mentoring. He could be the first player since The Big O himself to average a triple double this year.
Looking over all those offers for LeBron has actually got me sexually excited. Until the deed has been done, I will be restraining from all sex. That includes internet porn.......damn!
Shit! There goes my resolution.........I made a mess........
I'd actually say Schottsie's offer is the third best, though the gap between Trinidad and its competitors is hefty. Quality over quantity, fellas.
Hmmm... putting aside the most superior offer from The Big O for a moment, I'd have to take Schottsie's 1st + 2nd over your 1st + 5th any day, but that's just me. We could debate this forever though. Mike must be having fun. Clearly zzRay is as well.
would it be within the rules for me to mow mikes lawn draft weekend
If LeBron leaves the Schottsies, he is a COWARD and a TRAITOR and he is STABBING SCHOTTSIE IN THE BACK!!
offers are really heating up in the last 48 hours! but, now you're just toying with us! what is 'THE DECISION'!!??!
Mike,
I love (no homo) Doug and Christian to pieces, but because this is such an important decision, we should let Mike and LeBron have some additional detail:
D and C only know the Colonel and Broham through chance of hometown location and a shared love for fantasy sports. I was destined to become close with them because of Astrology, born 6 days before the Colonel and one year before old man Broham who joins us as Aquarius Dragons because of the Chinese calendar overlap.
They are lawyers in San Francisco and London. I am just a simple office administrator hoping to write or bet for a living someday. Name your price. I will eat a whole wheel of cheese and poop in the fridge - anything. Destiny is calling, and the caller ID is either 305 or 786. Please let LeBron take his talents to south beach! We'll make Delonte clean up.
Dan
Well put Schottsie. And yes I am indeed a lawyer - which is reason enough not to trade with me. Good luck Mike. You've got a ton of good offers to consider.
I can't speak for CI, but I'm not going to be a lawyer (at least at my current employer's office) for much longer at this rate. Which may not be a bad thing at all.
Occupation has no place in the Kentucky Fried World. I am just a simple moonshiner living in Appalachia. My contact with the "world" is limited. So far I have not proved myself worthy to be mentioned in the same sentence with the previously mentioned GMs in the OR. But I'm here to stay, and thrive eventually. C has continued to take advantage of my simple mountain mind in his trade dealings. D has not been so bad in his dealings with me, but you have to stay sharp and alert against him also. S, I have not dealt with him very much, mainly because of his OCD in regards to his KING. He refuses to deal unless 'Bron is involved. But still, the suspense has been hard on me in regards to the DECISION. My internet poker game has suffered because of that. (which will be legal soon) (I break enough laws already) So Mike, make your choice known soon please. I just want my life back.